Slice of bread

A watercolour painting of a slice of bread by Mark Gisbourne
Slice, 2018. Watercolour on paper. 29.7 x 21cm

Slice is an original watercolour painting of a slice of bread.

It may or may not be the best thing since sliced bread depending on your opinion. In fact, it may be the worst thing since sliced bread although this would be a slight overreaction in my humble opinion.

Either way, it is most definitely a depiction of a slice of bread.

If you would like to own this particular rendering of a slice of bread, you can do so here where it is available via my online shop for a limited time.


She’s Had Her Kicks (FIFA World Cup: Russia 2018)

World Cup - Russia 2018 (She's Had Her Kicks)
World Cup – Russia 2018 (She’s Had Her Kicks), 2018. Gouache, watercolour and household paint on card. 29.7 x 21cm

Day 16,511

It’s that time again. Yes it really has been four years since Brazil 2014…Welcome to the the FIFA World Cup 2018 where Russia plays host.

I wasn’t going to make a painting for this tournament but then I remembered a popular little James Bond film titled From Russia With Love.

There was only one way I was going to go.

She’s Had Her Kicks is an original artwork depicting the iconic shoe spikes of Russian assassin, Rosa Klebb (No.3) played by Lotte Lenya, deflating a vintage football from the 1970s.

If you would like to own the original She’s Had Her Kicks, please click here.

Alternatively, you can own a limited edition print of She’s Had Her Kicks here.

Space Ant Fires Laser At Earth

Ant NebulaThe best news story of the day is the report of a space ant firing a laser at earth.

I kid you not.

And we thought we’d destroy ourselves. Turns out those pesky ants will do it before we do.

The official report goes that astronomers have detected a laser emission from the Ant Nebula. A rare one, mind you.

Anyway, this laser emission suggests there is a double star system hidden at its core.

We can thank The European Space Agency’s Herschel space observatory for detecting the laser blast and its subsequent link to the death of a star.

Scientists say, when stars the middleweight size of our sun get to the end of their lives they shrink into dense white dwarfs, ejecting off their outer layers of gas and dust and creating a nebula.

The bad news is that last week, research revealed that our sun would create a planetary nebula when it dies, leaving behind a ghostly ring like that of Abell 39. Thankfully, this will happen in 10 billion years when planet earth will probably no longer resemble its current status.

Anyway, I couldn’t resist a painting.

Space Ant Fires Laser At Earth


Quote of the day: “Trump will be worm food”

As insults go, when Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un a “Little rocket man”, it almost had an endearing ring to it.

Not one to be outdone in the insult humdinger stakes, Iran’s supreme leader,  Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has muscled in on this international game of mud-slinging, and what better way to ‘trump’ (see what I did there) Trump, than to use that well-known dictionary of cliché gangland terminology.

Trump will be worm food

Anyway, I had to smile. And from that smile came an artwork I have simply titled, Worm Food

Click here to buy Worm Food from my online shop.

Spring Has Sprung

Which spring do you consider the real spring?

Astronomical or Meteorological?

March 1st is the logical choice for me. The clue is in the word. Not to mention it’s tidier than March 21st or such like.

Twelve months, four seasons. Twelve divided by four equals three. Three months per season. March, April, May is spring.


Spring Has Sprung


The World Has Gone Completely Bonkers – A New Acrylic Painting

The World Has Gone Completely Bonkers

The World Has Gone Completely Bonkers - An Original Acrylic Painting on Cardboard by Mark Gisbourne
The World Has Gone Completely Bonkers, 2017. Acrylic on corrugated card.

The World Has Gone Completely Bonkers, is painting about how, on a daily basis we are bombarded with sensational news stories that would appear to want to send us into uncontrollable frenzies. It has even encroached into my practice with this simple and to the point acrylic artwork on corrugated cardboard.

(Domestic Bliss) A New Series Of Paintings

Supper at Emma’s (after Caravaggio)

Supper at Emma's (after Caravaggio) - An Original Oil Painting by Mark Gisbourne

Painted from a photograph, with a bespoke alteration to the calendar at the right of the work, Supper at Emma’s (after Caravaggio) depicts a black cat (Guinness) munching on the carcass of a leftover Christmas turkey. The painting pays homage to the title of a Caravaggio painting, Supper at Emmaus, the image of which can bee seen on the discarded Caravaggio calendar stashed behind the waste bin.


Fake Mask

Fake Mask - An Original Oil Painting by Mark Gisbourne

Fake Mask depicts a couple arriving at a family function, one of which is wearing a rubber Donald Trump mask, a fake Donald Trump mask to boot. The woman’s embarrassment is plain to see. The world feels her pain.



Pandamonium - An Original Panda Bear Oil Painting by Mark Gisbourne

Pandamonium is the painting of a vintage panda bear, a family heirloom perhaps, and one that has clearly been through the wars. Despite this, Pandamonium is a survivor and will live to fight another day.

Pandamonium is available to buy from my online shop here.